LA SLANGUAGE Skit from
Blind Brook High School
(from the students who define crunk)

Kelly-Stefanie
Holly-Jen
Becky-Stephanie
Brenda-Noelle

Kelly (On phone talking to Becky): Oh my God Becky! Guess what happened today?

Becky (On phone talking to Kelly): Oh my God! Spguh? What happened?

Kelly (On phone talking to Becky): Oh my God. I was going down S & M Boulevard and I saw these girls from the University of Spoiled Children and they were getting their nails done in the weirdest colors like neon green and orange!

Becky (On phone talking to Kelly): Spguh?

Kelly (On phone talking to Becky): I know! It was totally random! I was going agro watching these weirdos.

Becky (On phone talking to Kelly): Hold on Kel, I’ve got a beep. …Hello?

Brenda (On phone talking to Becky): Did you hear about the party Saturday night? It’s supposed to be so hot…

Becky (On phone talking to Brenda): Where is it Bren?

Brenda (On the phone talking to Becky): The Boo

Becky (On the phone talking to Brenda): Awesome! I can’t wait… Brenda? Hold on one second, another call is coming in. …Hello?

Holly (On the phone talking to Becky): Hey babe! Did you hear about my party Saturday night?

Becky (On the phone talking to Holly): Hey Holly! Can you give me directions?

Holly (On the phone talking to Becky): Sure… Take the Five to Bev-Wood, past Silicone beach, and then get off at exit twenty-one. That’s the exit for the Boo. Leave early if you want to avoid a sigalert at orange crush.

Becky (On the phone talking to Holly): Are you sure that it wouldn’t be easier to take the PCH, and then get on the Five in Samo?

Holly (On the phone talking to Becky): Hmm. Maybe. Well, if you want to avoid the smog, go the country route. You could cut through Slimey Valley, and that would take you to No Hoe.

Becky (On the phone talking to Holly): Hold on a second Holly…I’ve got a beep. …Yo?

Brenda (On the phone talking to Becky): So about the party… I’ve heard that guys from behind the orange curtain will be there.

Becky (On the phone talking to Brenda): Did you know that the party is at Holly’s house?

Brenda (On the phone talking to Becky): Spguh?! That girl needs a pea doc!! Her parents are gonna go Richter on her if they find out!

Becky (On the phone talking to Brenda): I know! Hold on one sec Brenda. Another call is coming through. Hello?

Kelly (On the phone talking to Becky): Hey! Did you know that Thursday may be a shake and bake?

Becky (On the phone talking to Kelly): Kel! I have more important news! Holly’s having a party Saturday! And guys will be there from behind the orange curtain! I’m sure also some guys from the 3 B’s will be there too!

Kelly (On the phone talking to Becky): No way! Well…I’m going shopping in Hollyweird with Candy, Mandy and Sandy in like fifteen. We’re going wood. Candy’s got her dad’s new convertible. Anyway…I’ll spread news about the party.

Becky (On the phone talking to Kelly): Awesome! Oh…I’ve got a beep. Hold on. Hello?

Holly (On the phone talking to Becky): Hey Becky! I forgot to tell you that my boyfriend from the hills is flying back from vacation on the fruit & nut run just to come to the party!

Becky (On the phone talking to Holly): Awesome Holly! The party is going to be awesome. I’m thinking about inviting my brother’s friends. They live in P V. Good idea?

Holly (On the phone talking to Becky): Perfect. See you Saturday!

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