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Meet Mike Ellis (slanguages@yahoo.com), author of SLANGUAGE & Fun Spanish. His light-hearted SLANGUAGE book has been seen and read all over the world. Now everyone can speak like the natives from Philly, Seattle, Paris, Tokyo and, eventually, every city.

You may have heard him on numerous TV news and radio interviews as well as read about him in newspapers and magazines.

Until the Internet explosion, Ellis' SLANGUAGE work was only printed material. Now you can see, hear and interact with his work at THE SLANGUAGE SITE (http://www.slanguage.com).

"I'd like to thank the millions of people who have visited SLANGUAGE since the launch in 1996 and sent me their email. It's the greatest to read interesting mail every morning."

Fun Spanish, The Solution to Foreign Language Barriers

Mike Ellis is also the founder and creator of Fun Spanish. He also calls it FUNetics, FUNtronix or Linguistics Engineering. Are they the end of language barriers? The author thinks so. And he doesn't care that people think he's crazy.

His goal is to make foreign languages easy and fun just like Apple Computer forever changed computers by making them fun and easy to learn.

His concept is very simple. He's erasing Spanish as we know it and replacing it with his fun version. If you visualize an ice cream cone, a goose and a toe, then you can say Cone GOOSE Toe (emphasize the GOOSE) which is Fun Spanish for "with pleasure." (con gusto)

Fun Spanish teaches you how to say phrases very well. This is because there is little to no room for error in the pronunciation because you're reading only English words, pictures and numbers. Other methods teach you how to pronounce phrases with poor pronunciation and poor intonation.

Try to ignore other people who will tell you that learning foreign languages is difficult. One look at the Fun Spanish samples or any of the FUN Languages should quiet any negative people. Try Fun Spanish.

The author enjoys talking about his educational pet rock at schools. "It's great to talk to young people and watch them laugh and learn at the same time. When I was in school, I'm now 42, I learned and laughed, but rarely both at the same time. To have 300 kids screaming Fun Spanish or Japanese or Chinese at you and laughing hysterically is cool!"

The author's future vision of the educational pet rock? "I see young people working in the future who will need many skills to be employable: computer, internet, language skills. Making foreign languages easier to learn will free up your time to learn new skills and make you still more employable. One of my favorite things about the educational pet rock is how easily foreign people are impressed with my knowledge of their language. Even simple phrases. Something as simple as "Doe Moe (Fun Japanese for hi)" or "Ho Ho Ho (Fun Cantonese Chinese for fine, fine, fine)" really impresses them. It makes them laugh and feel more comfortable with me. I think everyone should know Fun Spanish."

The author is also working on a FUNtronix game board and a computer game, a puzzle and flash cards. A few thousand languages and dialects should keep him busy...

The author has been a guest on over two hundred radio and TV shows around the country. Reviews of his books have been in USA Today,The Philadelphia Inquirer, Washington Post and The Sunday New York Times. The author, Mike Ellis, would like to hear from you during the week c/o Valley Forge Publishing at 610-917-0587 or email below.

Cone GOOSE Toe is Fun Spanish for "with pleasure." Emphasize the GOOSE. In Spanish, it's con gusto. Didn't know you could speak a foreign language? Try The Fun Spanish Booklet. It's a breakthrough for learning Spanish and will change your life. All ages love Fun Spanish. Only $4.99 and FREE SHIPPING to the U.S. Click here.

Links to other Fun Languages
Fun French | Fun Spanish | Fun Greek | Fun Japanese | Fun Italian



Please feel free to e-mail at slanguages@yahoo.com for more information; Also don't forget to submit a Slanguage phrase and have a chance to win a free Slanguage book

 

 

 

 

 

 

FUN FRENCH
So easy, even the Americans can do it

Author/inventor Mike Ellis brings you Fun French. He's erasing French and replacing it with English words enabling anyone to speak French. USA Today calls Fun French "new and interesting." Fun French is a Sunday New York Times bestseller.

Click here or click on the book cover to the left to order Fun French on ebay. Click here for the mail order form. Free Shipping to U.S. on ebay or mail order.

The Fun French phrases below only need a simple set of directions. Find your phrase in the left column. Say each large phrase quickly and smoothly with emphasis on the red word or object. The translation and sound byte are underneath. That's all there is to Fun French. The Parisians will love your accent!!!

Included with each purchase are unlimited FREE lifetime Fun French lessons with author Mike Ellis. Just call him on the phone for a free lesson for as long as you own your book. No other book comes with this guarantee! Call the author at 610-917-0587. Or email him at funlanguages1@yahoo.com.

That's a good idea. C'est une bonne idée

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Scroll down for examples from my book or click here for a photo of the insides of my book. Click here to buy Fun French on ebay.

English
Old French (boring, difficult)

Fun French (new, exciting, interesting)

Yes, that's good, cutey
Oui, c'est beau chou chou.


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Who's that?
C'est qui?

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Some whiskey?
Du whiskey?

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That's a good idea
C'est une bonne idee

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Right away
Tout suite

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Please
S'il vous plait

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Who pays?
Qui paie?

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No idea
Aucune idée

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Is it us?
Est-ce c'est nous?

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We're paying
C'est nous qui paie

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But yes Josephine.
Napoleon said this too
Mais oui Josephine

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yeah
Ouia

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Who likes garlic?
Qui aime l'ail?

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He likes them
Il les aime

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Sad or bummed out
Desolé

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Soon
Aussitot

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Isn't the weather nice?
Fait-il beau?

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Yes. Yes. The weather's nice
Oui. Oui. Il fait beau.

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Some cake?
Du gateau?

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That's a pretty jacket
C'est une belle veste.

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You're foolish
Tu es bête.

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To the castle?
Au chateau?

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He's handsome
Il est beau

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To the train platform
Au quai?

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Here's a screen shot of my book. Click here to buy the Fun French book on ebay. The mail order form is below. For directions, all you need to remember is find your phrase on the left. Follow the arrow. Say the Fun French phrase quickly and smoothly with emphasis on the starburst word. Fun French is the most original method for learning French in the world.

 

Here are the phrases you'll learn in Fun French. Remember, you can combine and modify phrases to create even more!

What's your name? | My name is... | Please | Right away | Isn't the weather nice? | Yes | No | Yeah | He's handsome | She's beautiful | That's a good idea | You're nice | What a beautiful girl | All by beautiful friends | Beautiful ladies first | Like to dance? | Love | Love lasts forever | You're the greatest | Little cabbage | Let's go there! | Let's go... | To Lyon | To Marseilles | To Nice | To Paris | To Toulouse | On a picnic | Skiing | To the arc of triumph | To the cottage | To the Eiffel Tower | To the exchange | To the show | To the movies | To the museum | To the pool | To the zoo | To the platform | We'd like... | The menu | Some water | Cold potato soup | Chicken | Garlic sausage | Lamb chops | Lobster | Rack of lamb | Roast duck | Some dessert | Some coffe and milk | We're finished | Well done please | This is not well done | To your health | Enjoy | Would you recommend?... | Have you tried?... | Is that good cutey? | Who's that? | Some whiskey? | Who pays? | Is it us? | It's us who pays | Who likes garlic? | He likes it | Some cake? | To the castle? | That's baloney | Who cut the cheese? | Are you crazy? | You're crazy | No idea | Isn't the weather nice? | Yes, the weather's nice | You're useless | Off to bed | Doggy

Print this form to purchase any of my Fun Language books by mail order:

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Fun Italian Booklet ($4.99 Each)
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Fun Spanish Booklet ($4.99 Each)
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Fun Japanese Booklet ($4.99 Each)
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Postage to Canada and Mexico $2.00 per book

Postage to rest of world $4.00 per book


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MIKE ELLIS
1504 Briarwood Court • Phoenixville, PA 19460 USA
(610) 917-0587

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Mike Ellis
Author
Fun French, Fun Spanish, Fun Italian, Fun Japanese & others
610-917-0587

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