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Acapulco, Mexico
Adelaide, Austrailia

Aight?

Alamo City
Anchorage
Athens, Greece
Atlanta



Bagdad by the Bay
Baltimore
BBQ Capital of the World
Barcelona, Spain

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Barfalo
Bar Harbor

Absodefsolutely

Bayou City

Bass Ackwards

Beantown
Beer City


BFFL


Belfast, Ireland
Beijing, China

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Big
Apple

Big D
Big Easy


Besa mi culo, puto


Big O
Big Peach
Big Pineapple
Big Scrapple


A little boy was born with no eyelids so they fashioned a pair with his foreskin. He's a little cockeyed.


Birmingham, AL
Birmingham, England
Birthplace of Jazz
Bison City
Bluff City

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Bodymore Murderland
Borewyn
Boston
BrewTown
Bridgetown
Brisbane, Austrailia

British
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Broncoville
Buffalo
Buenos Aires, Argentina



Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Cape Cod, Mass
Caracas, Venezuela

Carpenters
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C-Bus
Charlotte
Charleston, SC
Charm City

Chatte-chaude

Cheyenne
Chicago


Chingalo


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Chocolate City
Chi-town
Cincinnati
City of Bridges
City Comparisons!
City of Lakes
City of Lights & Flowers
Cleveland
Clutch City
Columbus, OH
Conchee
Cordoba, Argentina
Cork, Ireland


culo culo culo culo culo culo culo culo


Cowtown
Crescent City


Da Ham
Dallas
Denver
Derby City

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Derry, Ireland
Detroit
Devo
District of Crime

Doctors
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Dogwood City
Donna Shore
Dublin, Ireland

DUDE

Easter Island, Chile
Edinburgh, England
Emerald City

Filthy Dump Ya

Figlio di puttana

Fluffya
Fluffya Main Line
Fog City
Frisco

FEEL YA DAWG

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"I invented the
freaking poof" Snooki



Shabooblaboopy
American for "I don't know"


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D I L L I G A F ?
Do I look like I give a f#ck?



iPAD
Like a tampon,
only more expensive


Palmetto City
Panama, Panama



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Paris, France
Paris of America


Pendejo


Phatlanta


Did you hear the one about the Amish prostitute? She did 10 Menonite


Philadelphia
Philly Suburbs
Pennsylvania Dutch

 

Perth, Austrailia
Philadelphia Main Line
Phoenix
Pittsburgh

EZ SPANISH for Police

Polir le chinois

Porkopolis
Portland, OR


POS


Providence, RI
Puritan City

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Queen City
Quiz for you

Railroad City
Raleigh
Richmond


Ride Tiger's Wood
coming soon to
a theatre near you


RoFo
Rome, Italy
Rose City
Rosemonster

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Sacramento
Saint Freak Show
Salt Lake City
Saint Louis

Shmokin'

Sacred Men's Toes
San Antonio
San Diego
San Francisco
San Fran Disco
San Juan, Puerto Rico
Santiago, Chile
Scajacuda
Scranton, PA
Screwston
Seattle
Second City

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Senile City
Shaky Town
Sheffield, England

Shoot the Beaner

Simple Chinese
Sin City
Sitcom Slanguage
Snotsdale
So Bee
South Jersey

SPANGLISH

Spanish for Dummies
Spokane
Steel City


STFU


Stoned Harbor
Sydney, Austrailia
Syrup City

Tee Dot Oh Dot
The Cleve
The Lou

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Time Tunnel
Tinsel Town

Taille-moi le pipe

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Tokyo, Japan
Toronto, Canada
Teen Slanguage



Urn City

Valencia, Spain
Valley of the Sun
Vancouver, BC, Canada

Vas te faire foutre

Washington DC
Windy City

Author/Inventor Mike Ellis brings you CHINESE SLANGUAGE. He's erasing Chinese and replacing it with English words, enabling anyone to speak Mandarin Chinese.

The CHINESE SLANGUAGE phrases below only need a simple set of directions. Say each large phrase quickly and smoothly with emphasis on the red word. The translation, kanji & sound byte are found underneath. Draw your own pictures too!



hello
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How are you?

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Fine or well

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Very well

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Friend
<----- Click here for the sound byte



Thank you
<----- Click here for the sound byte



No problem
<----- Click here for the sound byte



Look
<----- Click here for the sound byte



Hello (on the phone)
<----- Click here for the sound byte



And you?
<----- Click here for the sound byte



Funny
<----- Click here for the sound byte



Lunch
<----- Click here for the sound byte



Listen
<----- Click here for the sound byte



Sit down
<----- Click here for the sound byte



Bathroom
<----- Click here for the sound byte


Available at Amazon!! Click on the book below.

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SLANGUAGES Copyright © 1995-2010 by Michael Lawrence Ellis III. All rights reserved

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Fun Spanish is a breakthrough for learning Spanish

Find your phrase in the left column. Say the fun phrase in the middle column with emphasis on the RED word or object. That's all there is to directions for Fun Spanish. Crank up your computer's volume to really enjoy the sound bytes. Links to more phrases below.

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Old Spanish
(difficult, boring, impossible)
FUN SPANISH
(easy to learn, cool, fun)
Como va?
(How's it going)

< - - - - Click here to hear the sound byte
Bien y tu?
(Fine and yourself?)

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Con gusto
(With pleasure)

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Bonito
(good or nice)


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Contento
(happy)

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Yo quiero...
(I want)

< - - - - Click here to hear the sound byte
Gustoso
(Delicious)

< - - - - Click here to hear the sound byte
Comono
(Surely)

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Quisiera
(He or she wants)

< - - - - Click here to hear the sound byte
Queremos
(We want)

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Yo te quiero
(I love you)

< - - - - Click here to hear the sound byte
Very beautiful
(muy bello)

< - - - - Click here to hear the sound byte

Fun Spanish nouns & verbs A-F | Fun Spanish nouns & verbs G - L
Fun Spanish nouns & verbs M - Q | Fun Spanish nouns & verbs R - Z

 

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Below is a 2-page spread from my book. Here are the directions. Note how much easier these directions are compared to any of the thousands of Spanish learning guides out there. (1) Find what you want to say on the left page. (2) Follow the arrow to the right page (3) Say the Fun Spanish phrase quickly with emphasis on the starburst word or image (4) The Spanish follows. (5) Learn to string together numerous phrases which will make you sound very competent. (6) Draw your own pictures to help with memorizing and pronounciation. Fun Spanish works because it's just English and you CAN'T make a mistake!! Don't ever waste your money on a Berlitz or Inlingua product again.

Here are 2 pages from my book. There's lots more information below!

Here's what people are saying about Fun Spanish:

  • LOVED THE FUN SPANISH BOOK!!! GREAT STUFF! THANKS!!!
  • What a fun book! My family and I really enjoyed it! We want more!
  • The book was packed well, shipped promptly, and arrived just as described.
  • Sweet item, as advertised. Smooth transaction!
  • Most fun way I've tried to learn, quick responses, fast shipping.
  • Instant Spanish for Brits (young & old) who are newcomers to Spain.

My book is divided into 5 chapters: Greetings, Helpful Phrases, At the Restaurant, Questions and a Fun Puzzle. Fun Spanish is 5 1/2 inches by 8 1/2 inches, 24 pages with large, easy-to-read type, plenty of art and perfect for a trip or a lesson for students. You'll love teaching children with Fun Spanish. All ages love it. There's also a Fun Spanish puzzle in the back that you can play with friends or on a flight.

Hopefully, you can see how fun and easy learning Spanish is with Fun Spanish. Your friends, teachers, students and fellow travelers will be very impressed with your newly-found knowledge. Don't ever let anyone tell you that learning Spanish is hard, difficult or boring. With Fun Spanish, it's easy and fun. Gloria Cudia, from Rockford Park, IL, purchased Fun Spanish for The United Way and loves it for work and her grandchildren. "It's muy fun," she tells us. Thank you for your enthusiasm Gloria.

Here are the phrases you'll learn in my book:
How's it going? • Fine and yourself? • Fine • With pleasure • My pleasure • Welcome • Good or nice • Yes • I must... • What do you say? • Not much, yourself? • What's new? • The good one • In a moment • A little bit • With me? • Can we?.. • Yes/No • That's great • Beautiful • Handsome • Happy • I know/I don't know • Comfortable • My friends • Where do you live? • Here? • Not here? • I'm drinking it • Also? With you? • As if... • I'd like... • Do you have?... • Delicious • I'm enjoying it • With cheese • Some water • With lemon • Drinks • Bacon • Chicken • Duck • Octopus • Sweet potato • Wine • I'm thirsty • Shrimp • Tuna • Asparagus • Pepper • Spinach • Who? • What? • Is it? • Are there? • Where? • How do you say? • How? • I don't know how. Remember you can combine or alter these phrases to create hundreds, if not thousands of new phrases.

There is no better product for learning Fun Spanish. I'm the only person in the world who replaces Spanish with English words. Replacing Spanish with English is a logical, easy and fun way to learn Spanish. Other methods use boring, endless lists of indirect object pronouns and intransitive verbs. Have you tried Berlitz, Inlingua, Rosetta Stone or any of the other methods? They're all the same - a waste of your money. Until now, there was no alternative. Now you have one in Fun Spanish.

Hopefully, I've convinced you how easy Fun Spanish really is. I think it's a shame that we've been brainwashed into thinking it's difficult. Try Fun Spanish. It will change your life. And for only $4.99 plus free shipping, you'll find it a bargain. And remember my motto, If you can speak English, you can speak Fun Spanish!!! I have plans for other fun languages too like Fun Japanese and Fun Italian. Please stop back often for updates and mention my new book to your friends.

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1504 Briarwood Court • Phoenixville, PA 19460 USA
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Here's a picture of my daughter enjoying Fun Spanish. She's been speaking phrases in numerous languages since she was 2 years old (she's now 10) with the help of my fun method. I'd like to see every child enjoy and excel at languages like mine does.

There are 2 ways to order Fun Spanish. Print this page for mail order or click on the link below for credit card orders:

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Thank you.

 

Mike Ellis
Author
Fun French, Fun Spanish, Fun Italian, Fun Japanese & others
610-917-0587

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funlanguages1@yahoo.com


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