| Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, as seen on SpikeTV, is arguably one of the funniest shows on television. It's funnier than Seinfeld and combines the slapstick of the 3 Stooges. Watch as the Japanese contestants compete in reality obstacle courses designed to hurt, maim and humiliate the participants. The only thing funnier than watching them hurt themselves is the dubbing of incorrect English over the Japanese hosts, Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano. Below are phrases used by Ken and Vic as they narrate and comment on the happenings in the show. They are innuendos, double entendres and just ridiculous explanations of what is happening in the show. There are no definitions. Check out the show to see the real thing on SpikeTV. If you have a wacked sense of humor, you can use these phrases in your everyday slanguage. Always fun.  That's reclaimed blister fluid from the Red Adair Burn Unit
Al Sharpy  He specializes in camel toes
She gets hit in the face by more balls than Paris Hilton What's your sign? Feces Narcoleptic Lady of the evening He crushed his cocktail nuts He's getting a healthy fisting Buck your brains out Ku Klux Fran & Ollie Queer eye for the dead guy 
That's defrosted crime scene runoff from Jeffery Dahmer's freezer Happy Hospice Makes Dying fun
Hellen Keller Lasik. The original blind date Circle Jerkers Ahoy 
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Dead Super model Claudia Stiffer Gregory Pecker That's runoff from Joe Brown's extra private chamber That's defecation of character Their condoms were filled with little pricks As a model, she's used to taking it in the face Skid Markers come in brown, yellow and burnt sienna Urinaid. For athletes on the go She's a telemarketing call girl I'm coocoo for cocoa puffs BM & M's Heini-ken. Queen of beers A double mahi mahi to a Rosy palm to a dirty lockdown Cox a doodle doo He's a hip-hop donor That's wackin music Full 90 degree fisterton Chaka Coen He's an Earwax Fruit Sculpter I'm gonna insure my nards Pick the wrong hole and you draw mud Total Cluster Muck A Classic Double Penetration My bile's coming up His hobbies include picking open sores and he enjoys sidewalk gum. Ass-bestos gloves Tickle my uvula I'm nucking futs He pre-odorizes athletic shoes. Cheese or dead squirrel Pinch a loafers Do you feel a draft? No, it's your coccyx Gidget LeDouche His hobby is pouring salt on snails She's a self-absorbed depressed cheerleader A double lead bung hole corker Check me for flies He loses not 1, not 2, but 3 nards Face down in the mound She teaches scrapbooking to the homeless Official backshaver of the Miss Kazikastan beauty pageant She's the only female popemobile driver Special Ed forces She won the Jergens contest by picking herself up like a bowling ball She's a chubby girl pageant winner Just put it anywhere Leaping capri Double-kneed gnob gobbler Jihad Joe Poo-tomac Gives Incontinent senior sponge baths A dangerous overhead camel toe He's a pube-a-fobe. He's afraid of short people with dark, curly hair I'm gonna puke. Indeed. Make it rock hard Shove it skipper I feel fresh Titillating Wibbidaut University The Nards of Doom Light a Match Maria Penisovich I get bigger when you void I'm Hank the Happy Hemmoroid I'm large and in charge She took one to the package Super Ball Man Those are hot tub skimmings from the transsexual Singles Club I shoot blanks Pee Shooter 5000 Helen Keller Lasik. The original blind date Barney Babaganushe Martha King Jr. She had a dream Golden Shower Boy It's Blow Hole-a-licious Spank my inner thigh MacDumpers Rapper 59 cent Bestial Ligamist He's a Urinal Cake Eater Piss n Boot Stare deep into my brown eye She's a skank yanker They make fish-hook baby gum Stinkin Logs & Tinkle Toys Lo Jack and Jill for children He's addicted to expired dairy products He donated his vasdeferens. That takes balls. Indeed Mine-numbing, back breaking log drop I know that smell. It's horse urine You just wiped a boogie on Guy's back. Guy like. We should marry rich chicks like Kerry Lesbians for Bush John Kerry looks like Herman Munster Bobbaganouche for Bush Pie a la commode He gets high eating women's underwear. He's a thongoloid. Spread eagle fugitive to a reverse cavity search He pre-chews pretzels for the president A sodomite skip to a sassy sitter to a straddling Louganis Those are presidential flushings from Air Force 1. Good stuff Ken That's Good Jerking Ken. Indeed!! SCABBIES. The Peal & Eat Candy Treat FIST & CUFFS. The First Magazine for Gay Boxers I smell thong burning Maker of Harpoon Tang She's Spunkalicious Full Bottom Cheek Check Daddy's coming You looking at my Mommy bags? He tore his third leg hamstring Lipo Suction drippings from the Beverly Hills Suck Hut Floats like a butterfly, stinks like pee Cookies le Douche Dirty Balls Don't Scare Me If you sit on it, it better be clean Taco on a Stick He Butt Dusted Him! Full Facial Swabbing Excellent Use of His Applicator Motel 69. Hotel for the world's oldest profession. We'll leave the red light on for you Snickety Snatch and Grab
He Overprojaculates himself into a buffalo pie Speaking of popular excretions... Groinus Omigodus Don't Get Eliminated There's blood in my stool He eats Slim Jims and farts all day
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Salty Nut Baggers Tour de Grand Pricks Spin the Colostomy Bag for Frisky Seniors She's a Whore Wrangler at the Fancy Skank Ranch. All you can eat Sundays - One Flavor Thrust or Bust Coccyx Shock Syndrome Organ Exchange Exchange Student Mini Fister to a Flying Capri Sister Squat to a Girly Gurny Lead Paint Addict Thong Thursday Twisty McFisty Grinder in the Mouth He Colostomized Himself Bubbaganoush Loogie Lagoon
Trying for a Dirty Nurse Naughty Magdeleine Dirty Balls Don't Scare Me Kay-Y-Mart Reaching Dangler I Like Dark Meat Full Scary Uncle Bud a Bump Bump An Obituary Humorist He Flavors Lead Paint I like the Tuna-Apple Flavor. Me too. Flying Capri Sperm Bank Loan Officer Sneeze Guard Scraper A Proctologist for the Morbidly Obese Don't Ask. Don't Tell. See You at the Parade. Work down there without a care. Ahhhh. Cundiments Right you are, Ken. Indeed Let's Listen to the Bones Crack
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