| | Author Mike Ellis brings you GUY CODE SLANGUAGE, MTV2's ultimate, guy's guide to the laws of manhood. Every bro knows the code from man-scaping to man-crushes, wing men and sexting. Here are some fun snippets from the show.  Bros Before Hoes
This should go without saying. Ass Beating What you'll get from your boys if you violate the guy code Horny Little Bastards Girl Code Not a part of the male mantra NEVER When can 2 men share an umbrella or sit on another man's lap Wherever you tell her This is where you're going to eat, not where she wants One Nike Swoosh The number of logos you can publicly display unless you're an athlete with a professional endorsement Rock, Paper, Scissors Chinese Slanguage. So easy a chick or a prisoner can do it. Click on any of the images below to purchase Chinese Slanguage at amazon.com. 
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| Comparison chart of popular, foreign language programs | | Program | Cost | Refund | Method | Feedback from
Amazon | | RosettaStone | $499 & up | No | Immersion in
your living room | Helpful to terrible | | Pimsleur | Up to $1,299 | Within
30 days | Immersion in your living room | Helpful to boring | | Berlitz | Up to $250 | Can be
resold | Grammar | Loved it to disappointing | Penn State
Italian 101 | ~$1800 | No | Classroom | You'll learn one word for $1,800: Chow | | Penn State information provided by Daily Collegian Editor, Lynn Ondrusek. She can be reached at 814-865-1828 or lmo5052@psu.edu | | Slanguage | Books are $10, site is free | Yes | Replace foreign words w/English
words | First book to proudly produce Americanized French & Spanish | | | | 
Buy at Amazon. Click above or below pictures
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