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    Ex-Blues who we still love to death. NOT!

Farty or Farty Far

    Major St. Louis roadways (40,44)

Lemites, Lemolians, and Lemaliens

    People from the St. Louis suburb of Lemay, grouped in level of hoosier-ness (the most-to-least trashy).

The River Duh-Pew

    Glorified sewer that cuts through various parts of the city

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The Hill

    Where Eye-talians live

The Landing

    Laclede's Landing, where the nightlife is


    Where we eat pizza


The Dome

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The Hill

    Italian neighborhood known for fine restaurants

A Fishbowl

    A large mug of beer at Rigazzi's restaurant

Farty Far

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Gimme Carter

    May I have a quarter?

Gimme Fark

    May I please have a fork

I Go to Warsh You

    I attend Washington University


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    Forest Park

Can City

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    How some pronounce our state


    The lake of the Ozarks

Sauget Ballet

    East-side topless dance club area


    Lower Arnold suburb where Hoosiers hang out

The Rena

    Where the Blues play

Been On the Boat?

    Have you been gambling?


    University of Missouri-Columbia


    What you plow the field with

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Cart of Beer

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Fun Spanish is a breakthrough for learning Spanish

Find your phrase in the left column. Say the fun phrase in the middle column with emphasis on the RED word or object. That's all there is to directions for Fun Spanish. Crank up your computer's volume to really enjoy the sound bytes. Links to more phrases below.

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Old Spanish
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(easy to learn, cool, fun)
Como va?
(How's it going)

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Bien y tu?
(Fine and yourself?)

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Con gusto
(With pleasure)

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(good or nice)

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Yo quiero...
(I want)

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(He or she wants)

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(We want)

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Yo te quiero
(I love you)

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Very beautiful
(muy bello)

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Fun Spanish nouns & verbs A-F | Fun Spanish nouns & verbs G - L
Fun Spanish nouns & verbs M - Q | Fun Spanish nouns & verbs R - Z


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