How NYC administrators spell school on the sidewalk
Shootin and beatin and peppa sprayin
Friday New York Style
Bye Bye Occupy. Zuke Kooks.
What do you get hanging at Occupy Wall Street? Lung infections.
Night of the Living Unemployed
Peppa Spray, weed and food
Free stuff for you at Occupy Wallstreet
Set 'em free Feinman
The world's worst judge. Almost as bad as Manhattan Judge "Turn 'Em Loose Bruce" Wright
Lying Lloyd Blankfiend
Goldman Sachs bigwig gets all lawyered up over liar accusations.
We're all shook up
Sue York City
Too many lawyers and lawsuits.
Ground Zero Payments
If you got sick working on the towers, you ain't gettin any money. But the lawyers got paid. Shoot them all.
What do you get when Jennifer Aniston rides Jon Stewart?
It's a beautiful day in the GAYBORHOOD
We're all gay. Very, very gay. Extraordinarily gay. Steeped in gayness.
Weiner pulls out.
So long Congressman Weinerboy.
Mayor Bloombag Update
He acknowledges enjoying smoking weed, but has every brotha arrested for doing the same. Dick.
Canz versus Hooters
Battle of the Breastes's at the Breast-aurants. Everybody wins.
Could he be the next Mayor Crotch??? Will Weiner rise to the occasion as information continues to trickle out of Weiner?
Talk Like the Locals in Paris, France
A ridiculously simple-minded, yet helpful way to learn French.
What Mayor Bloombag made that French rapist do.
You Mecca Me Hot
Muslim, gay bar to be opened next to 911 Ground Zero Mosque.
Stupid twitter account for a cobra that escaped from the zoo.
Tree Fitty Tree
The price of gaz fitty cent ago.
Us Jews find the Irish to be a buncha drunks
No Supe for You!
The Jets are actually a likeable team and will be back. Just stop bringing up Rex's weird fetishes.
Miracle in the Meadowlands Part 2
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Giants Stink
Cliff Lee never wanted to come to this dump anyways.
Out Coached. Out QB'd. Out Classed
Putrid Gang Green effort by the Jets. The Rexecution was lame.
Don't Touch My Junk
Say no to porno scanners @ the airport
Nickname of Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis
Arf arf. They did a month ago.
Jeter the Cheater
Just move it a mile away from Ground Zero and nobody will care. Is the pres-o-dent such an elitist idiot that he can't imagine what an insult this is?
I hate New York
Love Lady Gaga. Where are her boobs?
Mets pitcher who is owned by the Philadelphia Phillies
Whachoo lookin at?
Thinking of getting hdtv cable or satellite or a dish network antenna at Best Buy? Fuhgetta 'bout it. Get dish network sat tv with the premium dish network hd channel lineup you'll love!
New Yuck Giants
Only in New York
When you see the street sign to the right, the hand means stop and the man outline means walk, in every single language in the world. But many signs in New York are malfunctioning so you get both at once. What this means is, if you cross the street with both lit at once,
YOU CAN DIE!!!
Attention Walmort Shoppers
White people. Please leave the store.
Welcome to the Jets, L.T.!!!!
Like a tampon, only more expensive
So he strapped some teflon to his head and everybody thought he was a terrorist who was going to down the plane.
STFU Mayor Bloombag. Let the restaurants do what they want and people won't go if it's bad. They don't need your nanny laws. Dick
What our rabbis got caught selling recently. Nothing serious. Only trafficking of kidneys from Israeli donors. And were they kosher?
A-Roid or A-Fraud
I can't decide which better describes the New York Junkies steroid abuser, Alex Rodriguez so here are the 2 best. All the New York teams have really accomplished lately is bending over and losing to the Philadelphia teams. Except for the World Series.
Ding, dong, the Giants are dead. 2 home losses to the Fluffya Iggles. Had Plaxico's penis not turned off the safety on his glock, the Giants woulda been on there way to another Supe. No mo dawg!
Tough being the most hated man in NYC. No bail for you. Dag, he even f'ed his own sister.
Genius New York Giants wide receiver who shot hiself, had teammate Antonio Pierce hide the gun all while not possessing no permit and shit. Plex-a-Piece, Plex "Hitman" Burress and Plexiglasshole are runner ups. Now accepting all entries...
Broadway Brett Fart
New Jet's QB Brett Fart. For all the hype, he really blows.
Fugly & Guilty of supplying Oxycontin to Heath Ledger
Mary Kate Olsen. "I didn't do anything, but I want immunity from prosecution." IDIOT
The Governor has pulled out
You horny dawg, you, Elliot. I thought his chick was kinda lame expecially for all the commotion
A Freakin' Dolla
How much bagels cost these days in da Bronze
Lap Dance Express
The renamed L Train. Nothing wrong with a bunch of pole-ite ladies giving free lap dances in a steamy train.
A Vegetable Plagiarist
Dogfighting is a sport
R.I.P. Queen of Mean
My Entire Team Sucks
Not the Yankees... And later, Randy Johnson, miserable prick.
Shut the F*&^*ck Up!
It's the perfect way to find out Oprah Winfrey's phone # or who won American Idol or Is Ray Charles really Stevie Wonder's uncle?
Dopey & ANT Knee
According to Mayor Bloomberg, we need them to take care of our golf courses, so don't deport them, por favor.
Teen Queen/Coked out whore, fire crotch.
Shave and a haircut, whodat Mister Damon?
Where all the NYC gubmint workers go to learn about our local vermin. Your tax dollars hawd at woik.
NYC Billionaire Mayor Mike Bloomberg's home phone. Give him a call. Maybe he'll loan you some money...
The Big Snapple
Saturday Nite Lie
Ashlee Simpson pulls a Nilli Vanilli on live TV and gets caught lip synching. Only thing bigger than the lie is her nose...
Here are the liar's excuses (and her dad's too) (Voting disabled)
- The band screwed up
- Technical difficulties
- Acid reflux
- "Oh yeah. I do use voice overs"
Let's Stay Together
What Al Green sang at the Apollo with his fly down. Compounding the problem was the fact that "Big" Al doesn't wear any underwear.
3 Hunjy Thousand Dollars
What you'll pay for living below Lenny Kravitz's condo when his terlit overflows into yours. Eating a lot of Mexican food or what Lenbo?
"Go ahead and throw away the evidence"
Who's yer daddy, New Yawkas?
The Boston Redsox, Jackolantern!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Mary Kate Olsen's greeting to her young fans. To quote Joe Dirt, "Dag, she's mean."
97 cats, seven dogs, several reptiles and a sea gull living with four young children and their mother.
Come on Dan Rather. Either admit your documents about Bush's war service are a lie or cough up your sources. Book em Danno.
New Queen of Mean
Move over Leonna, and let Rosi O'Donnell take over. Even Leonna wouldn't say "If you lie, you'll get cancer and die."
How Awe Ya?
Go to Jersey
Someone you respect and do not cross
Cruise da duce
Good Sense a Yuma
Turdy Turdin' Lex
33rd street and Lexington Avenue
I am dumbfounded by your audacity
Poppy Wit a Shmear
Poppy-seed bagel with cream cheese
Less Order a Pie
I would like to order a pizza
Brooklyn Queens Expressway
L Eye E
Water between Manhattan and Brooklyn
Opposite of him (Heard on "My Cousin Vinny"
Long GUY Len
Surfing the Tunnel
Bumpy ride on number 4 express
Mixed with vinegar on salads
Yonkiz and Yonkuz
Seltzer, milk and chocolate
Cawna Fish Treet
At the corner of fifth street
Hawt Dawg Awe da Way
Hotdog with chili, onions & mustard
Only NYC borough that begins with a "D"
People who ticket your car
Woke Up Smellin' Like Jersey
What Belushi used to say when he woke up with a BAD hangover
Stat Nigh Lynn
Take the 1-9 train downtown
Outside convenience toilets
NoHo or SoHo
Areas north or south of Houston street
Type of bread (marble rye)
Dah Boat a Yews
Sub sandwich to most (Hoagie in Philly)
Coffee with milk, no sugar?