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I hate New York

    Love Lady Gaga. Where are her boobs?

Blow-han Santana

    Mets pitcher who is owned by the Philadelphia Phillies

Whachoo lookin at?

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New Yuck Giants

Only in New York

When you see the street sign to the right, the hand means stop and the man outline means walk, in every single language in the world. But many signs in New York are malfunctioning so you get both at once. What this means is, if you cross the street with both lit at once,
YOU CAN DIE!!!

Attention Walmort Shoppers

    White people. Please leave the store.

Welcome to the Jets, L.T.!!!!

    We are going to the Supe

iPAD

    Like a tampon, only more expensive

Jewish Bomber

    So he strapped some teflon to his head and everybody thought he was a terrorist who was going to down the plane.

Liar Liar Mark McGwire

    Just admit your entire baseball career was a scam and we'll leave you alone

Salt Kills

    STFU Mayor Bloomberg. Let the restaurants do what they want and people won't go if it's bad. They don't need your nanny laws. Dick

Crooklyn

    Suburb of Brooklyn

Ride Tiger's Wood

    Coming soon to a movie theatre near you

Body Parts

    What our rabbis got caught selling recently. Nothing serious. Only trafficking of kidneys from Israeli donors. And were they kosher?

A-Roid or A-Fraud

    I can't decide which better describes the New York Junkies steroid abuser, Alex Rodriguez so here are the 2 best. All the New York teams have really accomplished lately is bending over and losing to the Philadelphia teams. Except for the World Series.

The PlaxiCurse

    Ding, dong, the Giants are dead. 2 home losses to the Fluffya Iggles. Had Plaxico's penis not turned off the safety on his glock, the Giants woulda been on there way to another Supe. No mo dawg!

Jail Madoff

    Tough being the most hated man in NYC. No bail for you. Dag, he even f'ed his own sister.

Glocksico Burress

    Genius New York Giants wide receiver who shot hiself, had teammate Antonio Pierce hide the gun all while not possessing no permit and shit. Plex-a-Piece, Plex "Hitman" Burress and Plexiglasshole are runner ups. Now accepting all entries...

Awe-Phil

    You witnessed the 2nd annual August collapse of the Mets

Broadway Brett Fart

    New Jet's QB Brett Fart. For all the hype, he really blows.

Fugly & Guilty of supplying Oxycontin to Heath Ledger

    Mary Kate Olsen. "I didn't do anything, but I want immunity from prosecution." IDIOT

Fertilizer

    What the Mets fans are according to new Mets skipper Jerry Manuel

Phillie-itis

    What the Mets are inflicted with.

    My Entire Team Sucks

The Governor has pulled out

    You horny dawg, you, Elliot. I thought his chick was kinda lame expecially for all the commotion

A Freakin' Dolla

    A Freakin' Dolla

      How much bagels cost these days in da Bronze

    The Giants Won the Supe The Giants Won the Supe

      So what if everybody only hates them a little less than the Pats.

    Lap Dance Express

      The renamed L Train. Nothing wrong with a bunch of pole-ite ladies giving free lap dances in a steamy train.

    A Vegetable Plagiarist

      Jessica Seinfeld

     


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    A-Bomb

      Recently dropped over Yank's Alex Rodriguez's departure

    Dogfighting is a sport

      Certainly a fact since it was spoken by Knicks guard Stephon Marbury

    R.I.P. Queen of Mean

      Leona Helmsley died

    My Entire Team Sucks

      Not the Yankees... And later, Randy Johnson, miserable prick.

    Shut the F*&^*ck Up!

      Barbara Streisand's comeback to a heckler at Madison Square Garden

    Dial 311

      It's the perfect way to find out Oprah Winfrey's phone # or who won American Idol or Is Ray Charles really Stevie Wonder's uncle?

    Dopey & ANT Knee

      Replacement DJ's for David Lee Roth who replaced Howard Stern. They cannot be worser than Roth.

    Illegal immigrants

      According to Mayor Bloomberg, we need them to take care of our golf courses, so don't deport them, por favor.

    Teen Queen/Coked out whore, fire crotch.

      Lindsay Lohan. Tell slanguage not to call you that and it becomes a headline.

    Hair's Johnny - - - >

      Shave and a haircut, whodat Mister Damon?

    Rat School

      Where all the NYC gubmint workers go to learn about our local vermin. Your tax dollars hawd at woik.

    Pennington's Out

      Testicle Squirty's in. Go Vinnie the Pooh...

    212-772-1081

      NYC Billionaire Mayor Mike Bloomberg's home phone. Give him a call. Maybe he'll loan you some money...

    Olive Earl

      Partner of Popeye

    The Big Snapple

      Our new nickname courtesy of our new sponsor. I'd rather see "Big Snapper." No comment.

    Saturday Nite Lie

      Ashlee Simpson pulls a Nilli Vanilli on live TV and gets caught lip synching. Only thing bigger than the lie is her nose...

      Here are the liar's excuses (and her dad's too) (Voting disabled)

      • The band screwed up
      • Technical difficulties
      • Acid reflux
      • "Oh yeah. I do use voice overs"

    Let's Stay Together

      What Al Green sang at the Apollo with his fly down. Compounding the problem was the fact that "Big" Al doesn't wear any underwear.

    3 Hunjy Thousand Dollars

      What you'll pay for living below Lenny Kravitz's condo when his terlit overflows into yours. Eating a lot of Mexican food or what Lenbo?

    "Go ahead and throw away the evidence"

      What the New York Dept of Health tells you after you find a condom in yer bagel.

    Who's yer daddy, New Yawkas?

      The Boston Redsox, Jackolantern!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Nice

      How Martha Stewart describes her local cellmates...

    GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

      Mary Kate Olsen's greeting to her young fans. To quote Joe Dirt, "Dag, she's mean."

    97 cats, seven dogs, several reptiles and a sea gull living with four young children and their mother.

      A typical Yonkers household?

    RatherGate

      Come on Dan Rather. Either admit your documents about Bush's war service are a lie or cough up your sources. Book em Danno.

    Earl

      Leaks out of your tuna sandwich

    Pizza Paula

      Everyone outside of Brooklyn says "Pizza Parlor"

    New Queen of Mean

      Move over Leonna, and let Rosi O'Donnell take over. Even Leonna wouldn't say "If you lie, you'll get cancer and die."

    Shockey

      NFL Giant player. Detested everywhere but here.

    How Awe Ya?

      Typical greeting

    DUMBO

      Down under Manhattan Bridge Overpass
      (artists community near Brooklyn)

    Straphangers

      NYC subway riders

    Go to Jersey

      An insult

    Da Gawdfadda

      Someone you respect and do not cross

    Cruise da duce

      Ride on 42nd street

    Good Sense a Yuma

      A good sense of humor

    Turdy Turdin' Lex

      33rd street and Lexington Avenue

    Whadaya Whadaya?

      I am dumbfounded by your audacity

    Washda Closendaws

      Warning heard on the subways

    Poppy Wit a Shmear

      Poppy-seed bagel with cream cheese

    Less Order a Pie

      I would like to order a pizza

    BQE

      Brooklyn Queens Expressway

    L Eye E

      Long Island Expressway

    Hawbuh

      Water between Manhattan and Brooklyn

    Huh

      Opposite of him (Heard on "My Cousin Vinny"

    New Yawk

      Where we be at

    Long GUY Len

      Long Island

    Terl It

      Toilet

    Chalk Lit

      Opposite of vanilla

    Surfing the Tunnel

      Bumpy ride on number 4 express

    Tarco

      Most say taco

    Earl

      Mixed with vinegar on salads

    Yonkiz and Yonkuz

      People from Yonkers

    Dawta

      Not my son

    Egg Cream

      Seltzer, milk and chocolate

    Cawna Fish Treet

      At the corner of fifth street

    Joy'k

      Someone you don't like

    Hawt Dawg Awe da Way

      Hotdog with chili, onions & mustard

    Da Bronze

      Only NYC borough that begins with a "D"

    Brender

      Most call her Brenda

    Brownie

    People who ticket your car

    Woke Up Smellin' Like Jersey

    What Belushi used to say when he woke up with a BAD hangover

    Stat Nigh Lynn

      Staten Island

    Oner Niner

      Take the 1-9 train downtown

    Cohen

      Put Ice cream in it

    Doily Boyd

      Catches the worm

    Pawta Crappa

      Outside convenience toilets

    NoHo or SoHo

      Areas north or south of Houston street

    Mob'll Roy

      Type of bread (marble rye)

    Dah Boat a Yews

      The both of you

    Hero

      Sub sandwich to most (Hoagie in Philly)

    Toy Teen

      One less than fourteen

    Mudder

      Married your fodder

     

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