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    Houston Texan's superstar defensive end JJ Watts
Smell My Underwear
    SMU is a local university

 

 

 

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Call toll free 1-877-WHY-ISLAM

    They want to hear how you love Israel and the Israelis. Shalom.

Found Guilty

    Lay and Skilling. haha. Enjoy jail greedy bastards. Except for Lay whose dead.

DeLay

    Locally elected clown/politician. Conspiracy and money laundering charges can't erase the smile from this scamster's face. What a dado.

Star Bock Beer

    Locally-brewed beer. Starbucks, you can kiss our southern a@#$@#$...

City of Syrup

    Our new nickname. Seems all the teenagers enjoy codeine-based cough syrup for their hobby. Is this better than the fattest city???

 

Clutch City

    Our secondary nickname

Aggs

    Hens lay them

Franch

    What they speak in Paris, France

You Gotty Squatty

    Whatever you say

San Tone

    Nearby town

Buy You

    Slowly moving body of water

TAKE Sis

    Our state

H Town

    What we call ourselves

Heidi

    A Houston greeting

You Mid

    Summer forecast

Skeeter Hawks

    Dragonflies

Awful Tar

    Tall monument in Paris

Bayer

    Beer (not aspirin)

Yous Ton

    Our town

Beggar Pardon?

    What did you say?

Washateria

    Laundromat to many

Tart Law

    Torte law (Civil suits for damages)

Nashville

    Where we DON't want them to send our football team

 

Do What?

    Pardon me?

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Hatty

    Howdy (another Houston greeting)

Srimps

    Small crustaceans

Free TOE Pa

    Tasty meal created by pouring chili on Freetos

 

 


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Fun Spanish is a breakthrough for learning Spanish

Find your phrase in the left column. Say the fun phrase in the middle column with emphasis on the RED word or object. That's all there is to directions for Fun Spanish. Crank up your computer's volume to really enjoy the sound bytes. Links to more phrases below.

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Old Spanish
(difficult, boring, impossible)
FUN SPANISH
(easy to learn, cool, fun)
Como va?
(How's it going)

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Bien y tu?
(Fine and yourself?)

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Con gusto
(With pleasure)

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Bonito
(good or nice)


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Contento
(happy)

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Yo quiero...
(I want)

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Gustoso
(Delicious)

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Comono
(Surely)

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Quisiera
(He or she wants)

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Queremos
(We want)

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Yo te quiero
(I love you)

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Very beautiful
(muy bello)

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Fun Spanish nouns & verbs A-F | Fun Spanish nouns & verbs G - L
Fun Spanish nouns & verbs M - Q | Fun Spanish nouns & verbs R - Z

 

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Below is a 2-page spread from my book. Here are the directions. Note how much easier these directions are compared to any of the thousands of Spanish learning guides out there. (1) Find what you want to say on the left page. (2) Follow the arrow to the right page (3) Say the Fun Spanish phrase quickly with emphasis on the starburst word or image (4) The Spanish follows. (5) Learn to string together numerous phrases which will make you sound very competent. (6) Draw your own pictures to help with memorizing and pronounciation. Fun Spanish works because it's just English and you CAN'T make a mistake!! Don't ever waste your money on a Berlitz or Inlingua product again.

Here are 2 pages from my book. There's lots more information below!

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My book is divided into 5 chapters: Greetings, Helpful Phrases, At the Restaurant, Questions and a Fun Puzzle. Fun Spanish is 5 1/2 inches by 8 1/2 inches, 24 pages with large, easy-to-read type, plenty of art and perfect for a trip or a lesson for students. You'll love teaching children with Fun Spanish. All ages love it. There's also a Fun Spanish puzzle in the back that you can play with friends or on a flight.

Hopefully, you can see how fun and easy learning Spanish is with Fun Spanish. Your friends, teachers, students and fellow travelers will be very impressed with your newly-found knowledge. Don't ever let anyone tell you that learning Spanish is hard, difficult or boring. With Fun Spanish, it's easy and fun. Gloria Cudia, from Rockford Park, IL, purchased Fun Spanish for The United Way and loves it for work and her grandchildren. "It's muy fun," she tells us. Thank you for your enthusiasm Gloria.

Here are the phrases you'll learn in my book:
How's it going? • Fine and yourself? • Fine • With pleasure • My pleasure • Welcome • Good or nice • Yes • I must... • What do you say? • Not much, yourself? • What's new? • The good one • In a moment • A little bit • With me? • Can we?.. • Yes/No • That's great • Beautiful • Handsome • Happy • I know/I don't know • Comfortable • My friends • Where do you live? • Here? • Not here? • I'm drinking it • Also? With you? • As if... • I'd like... • Do you have?... • Delicious • I'm enjoying it • With cheese • Some water • With lemon • Drinks • Bacon • Chicken • Duck • Octopus • Sweet potato • Wine • I'm thirsty • Shrimp • Tuna • Asparagus • Pepper • Spinach • Who? • What? • Is it? • Are there? • Where? • How do you say? • How? • I don't know how. Remember ysou can combine or alter these phrases to create hundreds, if not thousands of new phrases.

There is no better product for learning Fun Spanish. I'm the only person in the world who replaces Spanish with English words. Replacing Spanish with English is a logical, easy and fun way to learn Spanish. Other methods use boring, endless lists of indirect object pronouns and intransitive verbs. Have you tried Berlitz, Inlingua, Rosetta Stone or any of the other methods? They're all the same - a waste of your money. Nobody likes to waste money. Lots of people like to use coupons to get a good deal like with nutrisystem or medifast coupons. You don't need any coupons to get my book for a great price. Until now, there was no alternative. Now you have one in Fun Spanish.

Hopefully, I've convinced you how easy Fun Spanish really is. I think it's a shame that we've been brainwashed into thinking it's difficult. Try Fun Spanish. It will change your life. And for only $4.99 plus free shipping, you'll find it a bargain. And remember my motto, If you can speak English, you can speak Fun Spanish!!! I have plans for other fun languages too like Fun Japanese and Fun Italian. Please stop back often for updates and mention my new book to your friends.

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Here's a picture of my daughter enjoying Fun Spanish. She's been speaking phrases in numerous languages since she was 2 years old (she's now 10) with the help of my fun method. I'd like to see every child enjoy and excel at languages like mine does.

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Fun French, Fun Spanish, Fun Italian, Fun Japanese & others
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