Author Mike Ellis brings you GUY CODE SLANGUAGE, MTV2's ultimate, guy's guide to the laws of manhood. Every bro knows the code from man-scaping to man-crushes, wing men and sexting.

Here are some fun snippets from the show.

Bros Before Hoes

    This should go without saying.

Ass Beating

    What you'll get from your boys if you violate the guy code

Horny Little Bastards

    What all men are

Girl Code

    Not a part of the male mantra

NEVER

    When can 2 men share an umbrella or sit on another man's lap

Wherever you tell her

    This is where you're going to eat, not where she wants

One Nike Swoosh

    The number of logos you can publicly display unless you're an athlete with a professional endorsement

Rock, Paper, Scissors

    Any dispute lasting longer than 3 minutes shall be settled this way.

Chinese Slanguage. So easy a chick or a prisoner can do it.

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Amazon
RosettaStone $499 & up No

Immersion in
your living room

Helpful to terrible

Pimsleur Up to $1,299 Within
30 days
Immersion in your living room Helpful to boring
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resold
Grammar Loved it to disappointing
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Slanguage Books are $10, site is free Yes

Replace foreign words w/English
words

First book to proudly produce Americanized French & Spanish
 

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