Neighborhood in Chicago's near north side known for its preponderancy of singles bars, dance clubs & mostly-affluent older men.
4th planet from the sun
Tanned and Muscular
How Blago looks in jail.
Bears quarterback from the 70s. Had wheels, but that's about it.
Yer Gay? That's OK. Yer just like KKK.
Well said, Cardinal George
Shootin and beating and peppa sprayin
Black Friday Chicago Style
We are the 1%!
Chicago Board of Trade Rocks! I worked there and love that awesome, smelly dump. The most dense gathering of millionaires at any given time. Of course, you make a bad trade or error and you're now the 99%. All is fair.
Carlos Zambrano said it, then took it back. Grow up.
CTA muggers are targeting your smart phones. Be aware.
Why is anybody surprised?
An embarrassing, Triple A team
Carlos Zambrano's description of the Cubs
Stalingrad Elementary School
New name for Little Village Academy after they banned lunches made by the students' mothers.
I am an Emperor
I look good in a toga, Emanuel joked.
What we'll get when Rahmses I don't get his own way
RIP Dave Duerson
Never forget the 85 Bears
Carol Mostly Fraud
Just another chick running for mayor
Bad LSD Trip, Man
Good rule of thumb during a blizzard. Stay home. It was probably a conspiracy by Rahmy to help his election anyways.
6 FEET OF SNOW PLUS AN INCH OF ICE
We're going down
Oprah's long-lost, just found half sista
So Cutler tore a ligament, got sacked 50 times this season and got jacked up another hundred times. Doubtful he wasn't trying.
I'm not even kindofa lesbian
Oprah quote of the day
Don't Touch My Junk
Say no to porno scanners @ the airport.
Attention Walmort Shoppers
White people. Please leave the store.
Like a tampon, only more expensive
I'm blacker than Obama
Well, Blagojavich, you're a bigger dick than Obama, but not sure about the color of your dick
Ride Tiger's Wood
Coming soon to a movie theatre near you
Bay of Picks
Bears QB Cutler is awesome. 5 interceptions in one game???
Whatchu talkin about Willis Tower?
What we're now calling the Sears Tower
For Sale. 2 cents
US Senator's seat, formerly occupied by Barak Obama, now occupied by some Harris con artist. Contact Gov. Rod Blagojevich for details @ (217) 782-6830. And yes this is illegal...
200 Hunjy Pounds
How much Oprah weighs
Where Nobama's from. Blago too. Says a lot. Only ones more crooked than them is the aldermens.
FLUCK the Cubs
White Sox Manager Ozzie Guillen quote. Only he didn't pronounce the L
Where NFL wide receivers come to die like Muhsin Drop-haamad
Best Hand Job in Town
Visit the quaint town of Elgin to experience it
No more chicken roosts in Chicago
Cat Chow - - - >
Brainless local's moniker who hid in an airplane's bathroom to snag a free flight. Quick, easy way to go to jail, especially when you're toting marijuana and six antidepressant tablets. Derrr...
Chicago abbreviation for the field of public relations
Local, big mouth, confrontational wife of a New York Knick
America's Fattest City - 2006
That's us according to Men's Fitness magazine
Sox Win. Cubs fans - eat poop.
Judge Nicholas Galasso
Another worthless, liberal judge you clowns elected. He couldn't even sentence some dude who admitted secretly taking graphic pictures of a partly dressed female hospital patient while she was in gynecological stirrups. Email the judge, Nicholas.Galasso@dupageco.org. Tell him what a sissy he is. Call him too. 312-682-7792. Loser
Only available at Max's Famous Italian Beef, 5754 N. Western Avenue, Cheekaga,Ill-a-noise. Politically-correct losers need not visit.
Our Lady of the Underpass
My Gad. The Virgin Mary's under the bridge where the Kennedy crosses Fullerton
So called place to wock yer dog. Wiggly Field in Lincoln Pare'k anyone?
My Gad. Al Franken invented a fish that's eating all the fish in Burham Hairbor???
What Soldier Field looks like. And now it's losing its landmark status. Doh.
We Luv Lovey
Beloved Bears coach Lovey Smith xoxoxo
Don't let Natarus ruin our Ohio Street Beach with his high rises. And a little high bacteria level ain't never hurt nobody anyways...
My Gad. Is that a Sassage floatin' in da River?
Nah. Just Dave Matthew's poop.
Chicago Cubs Batting Helmet
What you better wear to Wrigley Field to protect yer cranium from chunks o' concrete falling on your head. Maybe the Cubs and da Trib will start to disclose this little problemo???
A northwestern suburb of Chicago officially known as "Hanover Park", full of rat-race types with huge mortgages.
Cardboard Heights & Hoffman's Mistakes
Two NW suburbs of Chicago, officially Harwood Heights and Hoffman Estates, where housing construction is considered a bit on the shoddy side.
Sponge BAB Square Pants
Popular cartoon character as only a Chicagoan could pronounce it.
Pronunciation of the letter after Q
High atop the John Hancock building
What out-of-staters call us (Freakin Illinois bas$#$%^...s)
Cub Superhero Sammy Sosa. Now get outta town. Steroids are for losers anyways.
Clod & Mod
Claude & Maude
What we call the Eisenhower
Chicago summertime festival: Taste of Chicago
Milwaukee Avenue between Diversey & Belmont
Area surrounded by Dah El
Ritzy northern Chicago neighborhood
Italian Beef Sandwiches
Cheek AH Ga
Different way to pronounce Chicago
Used to be the world's greatest basketball team
Four minus one
Pal EYE Na
CTA 6 Jeffery Express from loop to southside
Seven Oh Ate
Derogatory reference to suburbanites
Favorite tailgate food
Abbreviation of Robert
Narrow sidewalk between houses
Our hockey team
How Air You?
Lake Shore Drive (supposedly only spoken by tourists)
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My book is divided into 5 chapters: Greetings, Helpful Phrases, At the Restaurant, Questions and a Fun Puzzle. Fun Spanish is 5 1/2 inches by 8 1/2 inches, 24 pages with large, easy-to-read type, plenty of art and perfect for a trip or a lesson for students. You'll love teaching children with Fun Spanish. All ages love it. There's also a Fun Spanish puzzle in the back that you can play with friends or on a flight.
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